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Would You Rather…
Kill a puppy OR Kill a middle-aged fat man ?
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There are 13 messages for this WYR.
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: A puppy's life cannot be equated with a human's. Those who would kill the man over the puppy are morally bankrupt.
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: Although killing a puppy would be more upsetting, I would still go for it. You can kill it and live on, but killing a human ensures you'll end up with a life sentence unless you are a trained hitman
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: I said kill the man. Does that make me sick?
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: Yes, because human life is more valuable. Duh.
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: But come on, he's fat! How can you resist those puppy-dog eyes.
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: if he's fat then he's already gonna die soon from heart attack so f him! the puppy has a long life to live!! dreams to fulfill!! cats to chase!! etc....
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: How would killing a puppy be more upsetting than killing a fellow human being?
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: I'd kill the person if instead of "middle-aged fat man" it said "miserable, nasty man," but as it stands I'd probably have to kill the puppy.
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: A human year is 7 dog years. A puppy will probably live for 10 years... ie 70 dog years. Fat middle aged man might see 60 which is 20 years. So I would kill the fat man 3.5x
  • Anonymous said, about 1 year ago: definately kill the fat ass
  • Anonymous said, 11 months ago: this is a pretty good WYR, I almost went for the puppy! then I was like wtf? what am I doing? that guy good be a really wonderful, lovely happy man. My dad's middle aged and a little on the husky side...
  • Anonymous said, 7 months ago: kill the fat man...feed him fast food...the puppy ddnt even get a chance to live. those who would choose a human over a puppy r dumbasses, animals r just as important as humans.
  • Anonymous said, 6 months ago: the man has already lived out most of his life! he can go! the puppy is brand new to the world and deserves to live :)

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