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have a nose for a penis OR have a penis for a nose?
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Have a penis that controls your mind OR Or a vagina that has tourettes?
Things to consider: moments of silence, insanity
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Cut off your penis with anasthectic OR Cut off your arm without it?
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Cut off your penis with anasthetic? OR Cut off your wanking arm without it? (just below the shoulder)?
Things to consider: Could you live without a penis? Even of you faint from pain you still have to keep cutting.
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Cut off your penis with anasthetic? OR Cut off your wanking arm without it? (just below the shoulder)?
Things to consider: Could you live without a penis? Even of you faint from pain you still have to keep cutting.
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have a disarmingly charming penis OR a penis so wise as to inspire a cultish following?
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Put your dick on an electric fence? OR Put your dick on a sting ray?
Things to consider: Death. Pain. Hospitalisation.
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Put your dick on an electric fence? OR Put your dick on a sting ray?
Things to consider: Death. Pain. Hospitalisation.
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have markers without caps for fingers OR penises for fingers?
Things to consider: you'd write all over everything.
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Suck my dick then i cum in your mouth and you have to drink it OR Die?
Things to consider: I like people sucking my dick
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Have your digits actually be mini penises? OR Have your ears be mini vaginas?
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have a penis on the bottom of your foot OR your forhead?
Things to consider: funerals, social gatherings, dates
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have a fully functioning penis on your neck OR have a fully functioning butthole on your forehead?
Things to consider: Awkward penis pokes to the head, not being able to participate in the game of telephone, everytime you headbutt it feels like your getting a tube rammed up your butt, not denying you farted because your hair flaps up
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marry a hot guy with a small penis OR marry an ugly guy with a big penis?
Things to consider: You can't cheat on whoever you marry
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