Tag: curses

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Watch a really scary movie and then sleep in the amity ville house OR be possesd just like Emily Rose?
Things to consider: Emily is a dumb name...
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be a tosro and a head with no legs arms or genials andyou cant speak hear or see OR or have sexal reassignment surgery?
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the names of all the websites in the world became *[your name] rocks hard* overnight OR the names of all the websites in the world became *RAPED GRANNY PORN* overnight?
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be trapped in a cage with a lion OR lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
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Come to school for the rest of the year in a nurses outfit (stockings and all) OR go hardcore and have it filmed and put on the net in private?
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have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?
Things to consider: funerals
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fight Mike Tyson OR talk like him?
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have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald?
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have an incredibly vocal loud uncontrollable voice OR only talk in a whisper?
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have a disease where you burp every 5 seconds OR have a disease where you have to pee every minute?
Things to consider: no cure for either
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Sneeze every 10 seconds OR fart every 4 seconds?
Things to consider: (farts vary from stinky to non)
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Lose your sense of Balance OR Your sense of humour?
Things to consider: Going on a date.
tags: balancecant cualities curses humorother stand up
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be able to eat only garnish food like parsley, twisted orange slices, and kale bedding OR have to shower and bathe in a car wash?
Things to consider: when does a garnish become a food?
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have caterpillars on your face moving around on your eyebrows OR or be trailing paprika wherever you go?
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only be able to take pictures of your babies by scanning them in a computer OR have to imbibe all liquids using a thimble?
Things to consider: baby-blinding, hydrating after a long run
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Be able to drive a golf ball farther than Tiger Woods but always hit a sandtrap OR be able to pick up chicks like James Bond but always have a flaccid johnson?
Things to consider: ugly people still get laid
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have 15 nails nailed to you tongue OR your saliva glands be replaced with urine forever?
Things to consider: digusting taste and never being able to talk
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go in the bathroom turn the lights off and yell bloody mary 3 times and wake up the next morning and find blood all over you? OR live on elm St.?
Things to consider: dude get it out of here!
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