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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| see your grandparents do it | OR | see your parents do it? |
| tags: gross sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Eat peanut butter from Oprahs butt crack | OR | Drink Jesus juice & then have to spend the night in Micheal Jacksons bed!!!? |
| tags: nasty sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| get a pine cone shoved up your ass? | OR | sit in a hogfarm and play with the ty monster while getting a max factor from oil can charlie? |
| Things to consider: are you gay? | ||
| tags: biggotry sex torture | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have your penis cheese-grated | OR | have your penis potato-peeled? |
| tags: sex torture | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| suck a penis? | OR | take it in the ass? |
| tags: extasy sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Come home and see your dad on yo0ur bed in a maids outfit (stockings and all) | OR | Walk in on your brother and sister going hardcore? |
| tags: kingfisher001 sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Let your mum die | OR | Get caught by your mum wanking over a picture of her? |
| tags: sex twisted | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| suck the shit out of a gay guy's ass with a straw | OR | suck the menstrual blood out of herpe infested pussy with a straw? |
| tags: nasty retarted sex torture | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| give up all cheese for the rest of your life | OR | give up blowjobs for the rest of your life? |
| Things to consider: cheese is used more than you think, and u can just get laid | ||
| tags: food sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| screw a hot model | OR | eat a sandwich? |
| Things to consider: model has a yeast infetion and the sandwich is moldy | ||
| tags: anal food sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| do jos bold in front of the whole school | OR | audoito in private? |
| Things to consider: audoito is black and josh is a freak | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| screw mr haque | OR | eat a diarroeah sandwich? |
| tags: gross sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| be a tosro and a head with no legs arms or genials andyou cant speak hear or see | OR | or have sexal reassignment surgery? |
| tags: curses sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| screw your teacher | OR | eat a diarroeah sandwich? |
| tags: gross sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| go hardcore with your teacher and have it put on the web | OR | go hardcore with your sister and have it put on the web? |
| Things to consider: ur teacher is 65 | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Come to school for the rest of the year in a nurses outfit (stockings and all) | OR | go hardcore and have it filmed and put on the net in private? |
| tags: curses sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have a permanent smile | OR | a permanent erection? |
| Things to consider: funerals | ||
| tags: curses scott sex | ||
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By Rick Would You Rather…
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| have a disarmingly charming penis | OR | a penis so wise as to inspire a cultish following? |
| tags: eating penis sex superpowers | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| lick penutbutter from Oprah butt | OR | MichelJackson butt? |
| Things to consider: boys only | ||
| tags: michaeljackson sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| do the fatest chick in the world | OR | a 80 Yr old women? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By mattdude0 Would You Rather…
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| Suck my dick then i cum in your mouth and you have to drink it | OR | Die? |
| Things to consider: I like people sucking my dick | ||
| tags: anal cum dilly dumbass fag gay horny lol loser made me nipple penis sex this yum | ||
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By illadelph22 Would You Rather…
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| Suck a dick and swallow | OR | take it in the ass? |
| Things to consider: you are a man, and you aren't gay | ||
| tags: gay sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have bumfun with Jonathan Sallabank (EWWWW!))) | OR | Sex with Robert Pawsey (Even Worse)? |
| Things to consider: take your pick... bunfun eww or sex ewwww x2? | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| use a condom made of wood | OR | use a condom made of picutres of your grandma? |
| Things to consider: the wood will give you splinters. grandma sees you. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have sex with superman | OR | spiderman? |
| Things to consider: superman, faster than a speeding bullet. spiderman, could tie you up in 3 seconds. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Galemir Would You Rather…
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| Be brutally molested by Gwen Stefani | OR | forced to listen to Avril Lavigne? |
| Things to consider: They're both annoying | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Have sex with an albino | OR | With a one armed person? |
| Things to consider: Can you see the red eyes! and dude they have one arm serrious loss in ability | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| be bum raped by your dad | OR | have your mum suck you off? |
| Things to consider: eeewwwwwwwwwwwww | ||
| tags: kingfisher001 sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| be bum raped by rob robertson | OR | bum rape robby robertson? |
| Things to consider: ur a man | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| be bum raped by rob robertson | OR | bum rape robby robertson? |
| Things to consider: ur a man | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| lick emma page out on here period when shes bin shaged by 50 men ( her tipical friday nite ) | OR | have anal with your dad? |
| Things to consider: ewww emma page is angin | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have sex with a 6 year old girl | OR | bum rape a dog with no rubber jonny? |
| Things to consider: childmerlester or dogmerlester | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| be bald every where | OR | chew your own finger off? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Gain 600 lbs? | OR | Have sex with your dog? |
| Things to consider: Various forms of sexual emotional scarring. | ||
| tags: dog sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Gain 600 lbs? | OR | Have sex with your dog? |
| Things to consider: Sexual emotional scarring. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By BoBuMbOb Would You Rather…
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| have sex with your gym teacher | OR | your mom? |
| Things to consider: umm, | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By BoBuMbOb Would You Rather…
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| have sex with a whale | OR | or finger with a toothbrush? |
| Things to consider: ewwww! | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By studmuffinx Would You Rather…
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| have an 8 inch, always flaccid penis | OR | a 3 inch, always erect penis? |
| Things to consider: sex embarrasment, oral presentations (no pun intended) | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By studmuffinx Would You Rather…
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| Ejaculate hot glue | OR | sing "Moment Like This" every time you orgasm? |
| Things to consider: searing pain, suicide | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Hear the spongebob squarepants laugh every time you had sex? | OR | Hear the woody woodpecker laugh? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By live4sex Would You Rather…
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| sing disney songs every time you think of something sexual | OR | have uncontrollable urges to have sex with disney characters? |
| Things to consider: lion king, little mermaid.....school, church, funerals, weddings | ||
| tags: disney sex | ||
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Kill your true love | OR | Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her? |
| tags: adultery love sex | ||
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By spanky Would You Rather…
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| have very rough, violent sex | OR | very gentle, sensual sex? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Make love to a girl with an incredibly hairy bush | OR | Have sex with a girl with pus-filled razor burn? |
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Be hideous but in a loving relationship | OR | Be absolutely gorgeous but be single and celibate? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Being in love with the sweetest, coolest person ever, but never getting to have sex with him/her | OR | Having sex with a total asshole every day.? |
| Things to consider: Cheating is not an option | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Have an orgy with Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson, then move on with your life and have sex with whoever you choose | OR | Never have sex? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By vagitarian Would You Rather…
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| Have sex with Jerry Falwell | OR | Have sex with Margaret Thatcher? |
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| Have sex with the hottest guy in the world | OR | The most hideous girl in the world? |
| Things to consider: (Flip-flop adjectives for girls, slightly easier for them to answer I think) Consider how the fattest, most disgusting creature imaginable vs Brad Pitt (for example) | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| Would You Rather… | ||
| have sex with a 3yr old | OR | have sex with a dead person? |
| Things to consider: i like it up the arse | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| have sex with a 3yr old | OR | have sex with a dead person? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By dino123 Would You Rather…
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| catch your parents having sex | OR | have your parents catch you having sex? |
| Things to consider: scared for life! : awkward! | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| have sex with j-lo | OR | have sex with carmen elektra? |
| tags: lame sex | ||
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By monaural Would You Rather…
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| have heterosexual sex with a corpse | OR | have sex with someone of the same gender? |
| Things to consider: only been dead 7 hours... | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By monaural Would You Rather…
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| have heterosexual sex with a corpse | OR | have sex with someone of the same gender? |
| Things to consider: only been dead 7 hours... | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By monaural Would You Rather…
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| have heterosexual sex with a corpse | OR | have sex with someone of the same gender? |
| Things to consider: only been dead 7 hours... | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By JKZeller Would You Rather…
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| make out with your mom | OR | make out with a homeless bum? |
| Things to consider: Is your mom hot? | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Only be able to have sex with a melon for the rest of your life? | OR | Have sex with your grandmother? |
| Things to consider: Each would be an inescapable life sentence.. | ||
| tags: dog sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Have an orgasm every time someone said the word 'like'? | OR | Never have an orgasm again? |
| tags: orgasm sex | ||
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| die a virgin? | OR | die during sex? |
| tags: sex | ||
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| have sex with a robot | OR | have with a skeleton? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By BloodCookie Would You Rather…
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| Become a maths teacher? | OR | Have sex with your maths teacher? |
| Things to consider: Coffee breath, the yellow sweat stains.....a maths test would never be the same again. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By hacker_64 Would You Rather…
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| have sex with your mom | OR | dad? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By someone123 Would You Rather…
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| have sex with your ideal mate who has herpes | OR | have sex with your opposite of ideal mate who does not have herpes? |
| Things to consider: Marry? | ||
| tags: herpes sex | ||
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By babgn Would You Rather…
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| Have sex with a crackhead bum who loiters outside of 7-11 all day, every day, and have the act broadcasted on national television. | OR | Have sex with a dog in the privacy of your own bedroom.? |
| Things to consider: AIDS vs beastiality; social life; never being able to go to 7-11 again. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By babgn Would You Rather…
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| Have sex with a crackhead bum who loiters out front of 7-11 all day, every day, and have the act broadcasted on national television. | OR | Have sex wtih a dog in the privacy of your own bedroom.? |
| Things to consider: social life; AIDS vs beastiality | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Ryu Hayabusa Would You Rather…
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| have a pussy and a penis at the same time | OR | nothing at all? |
| Things to consider: Your sex life | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Ryu Hayabusa Would You Rather…
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| have a pussy and a penis at the same time | OR | nothing at all? |
| Things to consider: Your sex life | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Ryu Hayabusa Would You Rather…
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| have a pussy and a penis at the same time | OR | nothing at all? |
| Things to consider: Your sex life | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By hackstar_92 Would You Rather…
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| be gay | OR | have dick or pussy cut and can't use them ever again.? |
| Things to consider: Girls(lesbians) guys(gay) | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| Be the gay Starbucks guy's boyfriend for an entire Saturday night | OR | play strip poker with all of your female relatives? |
| Things to consider: Starbucks freebies, family reunions | ||
| tags: homosexual homosexuality incest love sex | ||
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| Be able to drive a golf ball farther than Tiger Woods but always hit a sandtrap | OR | be able to pick up chicks like James Bond but always have a flaccid johnson? |
| Things to consider: ugly people still get laid | ||
| tags: abilities curses sex superpowers | ||
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| give Cindy Sheehan a full body tongue bath | OR | pull an all-nighter three-way with Kathy Bates and Ron Jeremy? |
| Things to consider: Sheehan doesn't appear to bathe often, Ron Jeremy wouldn't mind taking over the poop shoot | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| Would You Rather… | ||
| would you rather be in love with someone | OR | be married to a hot person you can fuck all the time? |
| tags: sex | ||
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| Have sex with the hottest guy/girl on earth, but in turn, give AIDS to all of your friends? | OR | Never have sex again, but have AIDS yourself? |
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| Have sex with the hottest guy/girl on earth, but in turn, give AIDS to all of your friends? | OR | Never have sex again, but have AIDS yourself? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By Tye-Dyes Would You Rather…
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| Floss your genitalia with piano string | OR | drink a cup full of cum? |
| Things to consider: 77 ounce cups | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Tye-Dyes Would You Rather…
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| your tears be skeet | OR | have a penis for you nose? |
| Things to consider: meeting someone new, sad movies, funerals | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By amps Would You Rather…
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| get caught weraing moms panties while wearing her bikini and have to fuck her | OR | get caught licking your sisters panties while wearing her silk panties and have to fuck her? |
| Things to consider: sis will look like mom in years to cum,could be years of fun | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By evergreen Would You Rather…
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| your mother give you oral | OR | you give your father oral? |
| Things to consider: parent child realtionships... eeew | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By evergreen Would You Rather…
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| your mother give you oral | OR | you give your father oral? |
| Things to consider: parent child realtionships... eeew | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By evergreen Would You Rather…
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| your mother give you oral | OR | you give your father oral? |
| Things to consider: parent child realtionships... eeew | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By djok Would You Rather…
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| have no senses | OR | have sex with the ugliest person in the world every day? |
| Things to consider: how big a gallon is, deep throating a shit, the time | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By Anonymous Would You Rather…
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| Have sex with a dozen lesbians | OR | have sex with your sister? |
| Things to consider: (the lesbians might have sex with each other) | ||
| tags: ismysisterhot lesbian sex | ||
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By maurrra Would You Rather…
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| have an antenna come from your head everytime you have a sexual thought | OR | have a permanent boner? |
| Things to consider: everyone would know you were thinking of something sexual. | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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By maurrra Would You Rather…
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| have vaginas for ears | OR | an extremely long butt crack, that goes halfway up your back? |
| tags: sex | ||
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| Would You Rather… | ||
| do me | OR | do yourself? |
| Things to consider: im a size b and wear a size 14 jeans | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| Would You Rather… | ||
| do me long and hard | OR | masterbate? |
| Things to consider: im a size b | ||
| tags: sex | ||
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| have sex with me | OR | do a dog? |
| tags: sex | ||
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By Gringo Would You Rather…
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| have sex with a deaf and blind woman | OR | have sex with a woman in a coma? |
| tags: sex | ||
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