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| Live like and king, die like a criminal |
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Live like a criminal, die like a king? |
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| tags: hmmm |
| Would You Rather…
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| assassinate Fidel Castro and not get caught |
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G.W. Bush and not get caught? |
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| tags: murder |
| Would You Rather…
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| big boobs, no ass |
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no boobs, big ass? |
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| tags: body |
| Would You Rather…
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| have a threesome with two slightly unattractive women |
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with one super gorgeous woman and another guy? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| have a penis that was 3 inches long and 5 inches around |
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10 inches long and 1 inch around? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| your dog start licking your asshole while you're having sex |
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start humping your face while you're asleep? |
| Things to consider: yeccchhhhkkk!! |
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| tags: pets |
| Would You Rather…
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| a dog bite your testicles off really quickly |
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a cat bit your ear off very slowly? |
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| tags: pain |
| Would You Rather…
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| be president for a month |
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God for a day? |
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| tags: authority |
| Would You Rather…
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| have an orgasm everytime someone of the opposite sex makes eye contact with you |
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give someone an orgasm just by looking in their eyes? |
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| tags: orgasm |
| Would You Rather…
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| have premature ejaculation every time you try to have sex |
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fart every time someone gives you oral? |
| Things to consider: these things happen no matter how many different drugs you take to prevent it |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| nobody show up at your funeral |
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people laughing at your best friend's funeral? |
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| tags: death |
| Would You Rather…
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| spend six months in jail for getting caught having (safe) sex with a hooker in the states |
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have sex with a hooker in South Korea without a rubber? |
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| tags: hooker |
| Would You Rather…
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| use the word "fuck" in every sentence you say |
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look like you're having an orgasm everytime you smile? |
| Things to consider: think job interview, or public speaking! |
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| tags: impressions |
| Would You Rather…
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| have to stop for a bathroom break everytime you take a drive... even if it's just a 2 or 3 minute trip |
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be pulled over by the police every trip for no reason? |
| Things to consider: you don't necessarily have to get a ticket, it's just a waste of time.... like this question |
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| tags: driving |
| Would You Rather…
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| only have bread and water at every meal for the rest of your life |
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full course meals and drink at least one 20 oz bottle of spoiled milk a day for the rest of your life? |
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| tags: food |
| Would You Rather…
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| have your life portrayed as reality show on every tv station in the world everytime you masturbate |
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watch both of your parents be executed by firing squad on a locally televised special? |
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| tags: tv |
| Would You Rather…
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| (as a man) give birth through your ass |
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pass a kidney stone the size of an apple? |
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| tags: nasty |
| Would You Rather…
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| control your own destiny |
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control a person you hate's destiiny? |
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| tags: control |
| Would You Rather…
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| be able to beam anywhere on the planet in a matter of seconds |
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travel through time in a phonebooth? |
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| tags: travel |
| Would You Rather…
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| be the most popular sports icon to ever live, but only make minimum wage |
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be the most hated sports character in the world, but make millions of dollars for every season played? |
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| tags: sports |
| Would You Rather…
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| only be a sergeant in the army until you retire and get 100% retirement benefits |
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become a 4 star general, but get busted with no retirement benefits? |
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| tags: military |
| Would You Rather…
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| Never watch another episode of The Simpsons |
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Family Guy? |
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| tags: tv |
| Would You Rather…
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| be the only straight person left in a post-apocalyptic world full of gay people |
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be the only gay person left in a post-apocalyptic world full of straight people? |
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| tags: gay |
| Would You Rather…
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| have an orgasm everytime someone insults you |
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give someone an orgasm just by staring into their eyes? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| your sex partner have a horrible sunburn and you can't touch them anywhere except for penetration |
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have a horrible sunburn during sex and can't be touched anywhere except for penetration? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| have sex with a hot supermodel who makes Exorcist sounds everytimes she cums |
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have sex with a below-average chick who sounds like a professional porn star everytime she cums? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| be able to cancel American Idol |
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be the next judge on American Idol? |
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| tags: idol |
| Would You Rather…
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| have sex with ugly Rosanne and get caught by wimpy Tom Arnold |
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have sex with fine-ass Coco and get caught by Ice-T? |
| Things to consider: On one hand, you won't have such a good time but have nothing to worry about... On the other hand, you'll have the best sex of your life and get your ass kicked. You decide! |
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| tags: celebrities |
| Would You Rather…
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| be the one to give the american flag to the parents of a fallen soldier at his funeral |
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be the one to knock on the door and bare the news? |
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| tags: military |
| Would You Rather…
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| Find out that Chuck Norris is really God |
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that Jack Bauer is really God? |
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| tags: tv |
| Would You Rather…
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| have the ability to pleasure yourself orally |
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the ability to pleasure yourself anally? |
| Things to consider: what's better for you? |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| be anally molested by Pee Wee Herman |
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Borat? |
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| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
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| be paid a billion dollars to be Bill Gates' butt slave for five years |
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pay a billion dollars to have Angelina Jolie be your sex slave for 10 years? |
| Things to consider: That kind of debt could last a life time! |
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| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
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| be butt-raped in jail by a very gentle guy who leaves you completely intact... but everyone of your friends knows about it and make fun of you for the rest of your life |
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be butt-raped in jail by a rough, very huge guy who leaves you taking horribly painful shits for the rest of your life... yet somehow it remains a secret? |
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| tags: gay |
| Would You Rather…
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| live in a dictated country where people are brutally slaughtered for speaking |
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be the leader of that country and be arrested by the US military and executed in the most demeaning, dishonorable way thinkable? |
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| tags: murder |
| Would You Rather…
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| be unjustly committed to an insane asylum |
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not be able to leave a notorious street gang because you'll be hunted down and killed? |
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| tags: crime |
| Would You Rather…
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| be forced to watch a 2 day long marathon of don knotts films |
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be shot in the groin 10 times with a high psi fully automatic paintball gun? |
| Things to consider: the second option sucks, but at least it'll be over quickly. |
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| tags: suffering |
| Would You Rather…
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| drink so much beer you can't stop vomiting for three whole days and have a 2 month long hangover |
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get alcohol poisoning and die incoherently? |
| Things to consider: that's three weeks of sheer agony, wouldn't you want to make it simple? |
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| tags: alcohol |
| Would You Rather…
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| have your penis amputated |
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your tongue cut out? |
| Things to consider: You won't get much use with your pecker if the ladies hear you talk like you have a mouth full of peanut butter. |
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| tags: bodyparts |
| Would You Rather…
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| Be happily married to your one true soul mate for the rest of your life |
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Be able to have sex with anyone you want until you're 45? |
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| tags: relationships |
| Would You Rather…
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| walk around town unknowingly having a crap stain on the back of your pants |
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a sperm stain on your collar? |
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| tags: embarrassment |
| Would You Rather…
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| Walk around town unknowingly having a crap stain on the back of your pants |
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A sperm stain on your collar? |
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| tags: embarrassment |
| Would You Rather…
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| Walk around town unknowingly having a crap stain on the back of your pants |
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A sperm stain on your collar? |
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| tags: embarrassment |
| Would You Rather…
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| Walk around town unknowingly having a crap stain on the back of your pants |
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A sperm stain on your collar? |
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| tags: embarrassment |
