User Profile: Diddims
About Me
| Username: | Diddims |
| Name: | Sam Ford |
| Sex: | M |
| Birthday: | 1985-05-21 |
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My WYR's
By Diddims Would You Rather…
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| Go skinnydipping at the North Pole? | OR | Bungee-jump with an extra-long rope? |
| Things to consider: The pain-! | ||
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By Diddims Would You Rather…
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| Have fangs? | OR | Have claws? |
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| Produce the smell of a skunk? | OR | Have a stinger? |
| Things to consider: Superpowers. | ||
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| You sounded like a bomb when you sneezed? | OR | Hurricane-force winds blew people away when you farted? |
| Things to consider: Panic, severe damage, bad smell. | ||
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| Marry a succubus? | OR | Marry a witch? |
| Things to consider: Either way, you're in for it. | ||
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By Diddims Would You Rather…
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| Have a gorilla as the President? | OR | Have George Dubya as the President? |
| Things to consider: Gorillas are more highly evolved than the buffoon that's in office now. | ||
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| Sneak up behind Dick Cheney and crash some cymbals? | OR | Force George Dubya to read long, complicated words and zap him with a cattle prod when he says is incorrectly? |
| Things to consider: Good riddance to Cheney, possibly improving Dubya's speech. | ||
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| Sing like Ethel Merman? | OR | "Sing" like Britney Spears? |
| Things to consider: Big and brassy or weak and whiny? | ||
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| Sing like Louis Armstrong? | OR | Sing like Carol Channing? |
| Things to consider: Weird, raspy voices. | ||
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| Belch the "Star Spangled Banner" before the White House staff? | OR | Teach young ladies at finishing school how to spit, chew tobacco, swear like a sailor, belch entire songs, and win a drunked brawl? |
| Things to consider: It might be fun, but you could get some dirty looks | ||
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| Have a vagina? | OR | Be circumcised and then castrated? |
| Things to consider: You're a male | ||
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| Pierce your tongue with a nail gun? | OR | Pierce your ears with an ice pick? |
| Things to consider: Either way, ouch! | ||
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| Hug the waiter when s/he asks for your order? | OR | Whisper sultry, sweet nothings to the bus driver before giving your fee? |
| Things to consider: Odd stares, sexual harassment lawsuits | ||
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| Sing random songs at awkward moments? | OR | Quack like a duck, uncontrollably, when somebody puts music on? |
| Things to consider: Social life | ||
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| Spontaneously change sex to the opposite sex when in a single-sex environment? | OR | Spontaneously changed sexual orientation/gender identity at awkward moments? |
| Things to consider: Major hormone overload, emotional rollercoaster | ||
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| Speak like Goofy when sexually aroused? | OR | Speak like Scooby Doo when you're in love? |
| Things to consider: Well, you'll be remembered... | ||
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| Have the singing voice of Louis Armstrong? | OR | Have the acting ability of John Wayne? |
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| Be depressed and alone? | OR | Be depressed with friends? |
| Things to consider: Why not share the wealth? | ||
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| Skinnydip? | OR | Swim in heavy clothes? |
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| Skinnydip? | OR | Swim in heavy clothes? |
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| Wear a snowsuit in Arizona during the summer? | OR | Wear a bathing suit in Alaska in the winter? |
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| Die young and happy? | OR | Die old and happy? |
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| Have an ugly name with a beautiful meaning? | OR | Have a beautiful name with a silly, embarassing, or inappropriate meaning? |
| Things to consider: Medical terms and names of diseases are included (Chlamydia, Melanoma, Diarrhea, Narcolepsy, Urethra, Cholera, etc.) | ||
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| Marry a rabid feminist? | OR | Marry Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? |
| Things to consider: No sex or sex with an STD trap? | ||
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| Marry Lorena Bobbit? | OR | Marry Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? |
| Things to consider: Either way, your penis gets it. | ||
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| An asexual woman? | OR | Marry Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? |
| Things to consider: At least with the asexual woman, you can't get STDs. | ||
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| Marry the Bearded Lady? | OR | Marry Paris Hilton? |
| Things to consider: At least the Bearded Lady's problem is easily remedied. | ||
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| Have third degree burns? | OR | Spend the day in close proximity to something that you're allergic to? |
| Things to consider: Pain, a day of allergies is misery, but a day doesn't last. | ||
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| Catch your father and your uncle having sex? | OR | Catch your father brutally torturing a toddler? |
| Things to consider: Um, either way, you can't look at your father in quite the same way again | ||
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| Be married to your sibling? | OR | Be married to a 75-year-old psychopathic, murderous pedophile with AIDS? |
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| Be married to your sibling? | OR | Be married to a 75-year-old psychopathic, murderous pedophile with AIDS? |
| Things to consider: Strange looks, odd problems with flaccid parts of your body | ||
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| Your hair changed color at random times? | OR | Gravity had a weaker hold on you? |
| Things to consider: Strange looks, odd problems with flaccid parts of your body | ||
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| You could talk through your crotch? | OR | You suddenly had coprolalia (uncontrollable spewing of inappropriate language) when you were around children? |
| Things to consider: Social life, lots of angry parents | ||
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| You could talk to animals? | OR | You coudld speak every language known to humans? |
| Things to consider: Possible commitment to an asylum, information overload | ||
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| You were a contortionist? | OR | You had the ability to change sex from male to female and back? |
| Things to consider: Working at circuses, emotional rollercoater because of shifting hormones | ||
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| Your vagina served as a portal to another dimension? | OR | Your mouth was where your genials should be and your genitals where your mouth should be? |
| Things to consider: Strange beings coming and going through you, weird sex play | ||
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| Your penis/clitoris was between your toes? | OR | Your penis/clitoris was on your face? |
| Things to consider: Strange looks, ability to pleasure yourself with less inhibition | ||
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| Get revenge? | OR | Forgive and forget? |
| Things to consider: Constant stick up your arse, calmer disposition | ||
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| Men could experience PMS? | OR | Women had facial hair and chest hair? |
| Things to consider: A bull has PMS, aesthetically unappealing | ||
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| Drink milk from a mad cow? | OR | Tease a woman and find out the hard way that she has a bad case of PMS? |
| Things to consider: Possibility of insanity, severe injuries | ||
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| Go down a slide coated with shite? | OR | Go down a slide coated with razors? |
| Things to consider: Disgust, wounds | ||
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| Your genitals tasted like candy | OR | You spoke in an uncontrollably loud, deep voice when you were sexually attracted to somebody? |
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| Be donkey-punched | OR | Fall from a ladder? |
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| Michael Jackson take a romantic interest in you | OR | Havea non-existant romantic life for your whole life? |
| Things to consider: Creepy hermaphrodite or celibacy, creepy hermaphrodite or celeba- | ||
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| Be a prostitute walking the streets, turning twelve tricks a day | OR | Be involved in a monogamous relationship with someone of the same sex (or opposite sex, if you're gay)? |
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| Be humiliated | OR | Be beaten up? |
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| Eat a twinkie filled with shaving cream | OR | Eat a fur pie... literally, a pie stuffed with hair? |
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| Let your children watch nudity on television | OR | Let your children watch violence on television? |
| Things to consider: Which is more damaging? Take your pick. | ||
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| Be gang-raped and escape without stds | OR | Contract herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia from a consensual fling? |
| Things to consider: Either way, you can't win | ||
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| Be gang-raped by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ann Coulter, and Jessica Simpson | OR | Contract herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia from a consensual fling? |
| Things to consider: Either way, you can't win | ||
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| Be gang-raped by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ann Coulter, and Jessica Simpson | OR | Contract herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia from a consensual fling? |
| Things to consider: Either way, you can't win... personally I'd take the consensual fling and the stds | ||
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| Do a naked handstand downtown at noon | OR | Teach Kindergarten in bondage clothes/bondage to Kindergartners? |
| Things to consider: Social life, traumatised kids | ||
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| Lose your hair | OR | Lose your penis/clitoris? |
| Things to consider: Social life, no fun | ||
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| Bitchslap your bride/groom at your wedding | OR | Marry a woman with a vagina dentata (toothed vagina)/man with a thorny penis? |
| Things to consider: Divorce, love hurts | ||
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| Swim naked in front of a swarm of reporters | OR | Be bitten by a moose? |
| Things to consider: Social life, moose bites can be pretty nasty | ||
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