| Would You Rather…
|
| Have the producers of Fear Factor prepare the three course meal for your wedding |
OR |
Jeffrey Dahmer serve you and your girlfrind/boyfriend a steak dinner on the night you propose? |
|
|
| tags: food |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Be on the second string of an NFL team that consistently does well in the playoffs |
OR |
be a pro bowl starter for an NFL team that always has a losing record.? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| after being killed by your arch nemesis be turned into a human skin rug (think of a bear skin rug on the floor) |
OR |
have your head mounted on a plaque (think of a dear head)? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Visit a glory hole and upon leaving see your father on the other side |
OR |
find your son on the other side? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| be ACCUSED of stealing all of the money from a major children's cancer foundation |
OR |
be ACCUSED of hiding a camera in the high school bathroom stalls of your local gih school. (stalls of the same gender as you)? |
| Things to consider: Social Humility |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| have Michael Jackson babysit your son for a night? |
OR |
have your blonde daughter marry O.J. Simpson? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Have all birds gain great accuracy and see your head as a roaming target |
OR |
all poodles see your leg as a fire hydrant? |
| Things to consider: If you are into German porn it's obvious you opted for the dog urine |
|
|
| tags: gross |
| Would You Rather…
|
| be responsible for running over your child and killing him/her |
OR |
have your spose be responsible for running over your child and killing him/her? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Have your feces come out as mashed potatoes |
OR |
your mucus come out as maple syrup? |
| Things to consider: Are you a pancake guy or a friend chicken kind of guy? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| have your siamese twin have chronic Taco Bell gas |
OR |
have your siamese twin be a compulsive masterbater? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| have the power to turn your toenails into Doritoes whenever you wished |
OR |
have the ability to talk to earthworms? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| find out your grandfather was a serial killer with over 1,000 kills |
OR |
your grandmother a whore with over 50,000 tricks? |
| Things to consider: trick is a patorn of a hooker |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| create incredible orgasms in your partner that also resulted in them having gas smelling like an elephant house upon climax |
OR |
have your girlfriend's vaginal fluid be tartar sauce? (girl's your boyfriend/husband would ejaculate tartar sauce)? |
| Things to consider: Do you have any crabcakes handy? Are you aroused at zoos? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| have your penis be a miniaturized version of Carrottop? (your balls would hold all the prop gags he uses) |
OR |
Have your girlfriend's vagina resemble carrottop's head and her lips be carrottop's arms? (The arms would reach inside to pull out prop gags)? |
| Things to consider: How sexy do you find Carrottop? How msexy does she find him? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Live the life of Jack the Ripper? |
OR |
Live the life of Jack Tripper? |
| Things to consider: Do you like Killing whores? Could you live with Janet, Mr. and Mrs. Roper thinking your gay, never bang the hot blonde you live with? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Have your parent-in-laws (gf/bf's parents) be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary? |
OR |
Have your parent-in-laws (gf/bf's parents) be able to watch your last 30 sexual fantasies as if they were a DVD porno? |
| Things to consider: What do you think of your in-laws? Who's in your fantasies? Why are your in-laws in your fantasies? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Sleep in a previously used/unwashed coffin each night? |
OR |
Sleep in a hole six feet deep each night? |
| Things to consider: Whose coffin was it? At least it's inside. Weather, creepy crawlies, bird droppings, the neighborhood grizzly bear. |
|
|
| tags: tortures |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Have a strong mutant power but everyone knew you had it? |
OR |
Have a minor power that was unknown to anyone? |
| Things to consider: Storng powers: Shoot Fire, Fly, Rejuvenate Limbs |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Have your 16 year old daughter (son for the ladies) demand you have sex with her? |
OR |
Have her/him announce she/he will sleep with one hundred homeless men or 100 ________ (choose least desirable race) men in one night if you don't comply? You'd have to watch!? |
| Things to consider: Your child will follow through! |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Get stuck next to an ignorant prick blasting Rap music (or Country Music whicherver is less desirable) at top level next to you whenever you pull up to a red light? |
OR |
Get behind an annoying thirteen year old girl on her cell-phone whining about her boyfriend when in a grocery store line? |
|
|
| tags: none |
| Would You Rather…
|
| Hit every red light you approach |
OR |
miss every cell phone ring coming your way and have to rely on a poor message system to rely on? |
| Things to consider: city/ssuburbin traffic, emergency calls (giving birth, booty calls, jiggy is waiting for you at home) |
|
|
| tags: none |
