About Me
| Username: |
Commandant_Halstead |
| Name: |
Commandant Halstead |
| Sex: |
M |
| Birthday: |
1974-07-10 |
| About Me: |
Cursed by the Deity to always carry a 200 bowling average but never score 300. (The other choice was to score a 300 but then average only a 50- in a bumper bowling league) |
My WYR's
| Would You Rather…
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| give Cindy Sheehan a full body tongue bath |
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pull an all-nighter three-way with Kathy Bates and Ron Jeremy? |
| Things to consider: Sheehan doesn't appear to bathe often, Ron Jeremy wouldn't mind taking over the poop shoot |
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| tags: sex |
| Would You Rather…
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| eat a steak that has been marinated in Draino |
OR |
a fruit salad sprinkled with thumb tacks? |
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| tags: eating food gross punishment torture wrath |
| Would You Rather…
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| Be able to drive a golf ball farther than Tiger Woods but always hit a sandtrap |
OR |
be able to pick up chicks like James Bond but always have a flaccid johnson? |
| Things to consider: ugly people still get laid |
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| tags: abilities curses sex superpowers |
| Would You Rather…
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| Be the gay Starbucks guy's boyfriend for an entire Saturday night |
OR |
play strip poker with all of your female relatives? |
| Things to consider: Starbucks freebies, family reunions |
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| tags: homosexual homosexuality incest love sex |
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