User Profile: spanky

About Me

Username: spanky
Name: Spanky McSpankson
Sex: M
Birthday: 1900-01-20
About Me: I am a student of philosophy and metaphysics.

My WYR's

Would You Rather…
feel pure pleasure, happiness and ecstasy for the rest of your life -- but really just be a brain floating in jar of syrup in a lab OR be a normal person -- but feel no pleasure or pain, no happiness or sadness?
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Would You Rather…
be The Trimmer -- a supervillain who flies around shaving random patches of hair off people's heads OR be The Pie Slinger -- a superhero who swoops down from buildings to hit bad guys with coconut cream pies?
Things to consider: With great power comes great responsibility.
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Would You Rather…
be able to dribble a basketball with your penis OR be able to swing a baseball bat with your penis?
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Would You Rather…
have a hot body and an ugly face OR have a hot face and an ugly body?
Things to consider: Plastic surgery vs. diet/exercise
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Would You Rather…
be attracted to only one sex -- BUT you don't get to pick which one OR be attracted to both sexes?
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Would You Rather…
kill all spammers OR chop off all spammers' body parts one by one until they died?
Things to consider: Killing spammers
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Would You Rather…
possess the spirit of Lord Voldemort in the area between your anus and your penis/vagina OR never have to shit again?
Things to consider: Lord Voldemort could probably do some cool stuff.
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Would You Rather…
look like Jack Black but have the fighting abilities of Jet Li OR look like Vin Diesel but have the fighting abilities of Michael Jackson?
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Would You Rather…
sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the middle of the night and just stand there staring until you are noticed OR follow a stranger at a distance of no more than 3 feet for 12 waking hours -- regardless of whether they notice?
Things to consider: Sorry, the stranger isn't hot.
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Would You Rather…
dress as a ninja and hit strangers with spitballs from the shadows OR drive around in a police car, read a random person their Moranda rights, cuff them, and then drop their pants and leave them handcuffed with their pants around their ankles on the street?
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Would You Rather…
be a lesbian trapped in a man's body OR gay man trapped in a woman's body?
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be able to change genders at will OR change height at will?
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Would You Rather…
have very rough, violent sex OR very gentle, sensual sex?
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Would You Rather…
have only oral sex for the rest of your life OR only anal sex?
Things to consider: The cost of lube.
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Would You Rather…
be the mysterious leader of a secret society of assassin-midgets OR have a direct mental link to all the world's information?
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Would You Rather…
have the skateboarding skillz of Tony Hawk OR the rapping ability of Eminem?
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Would You Rather…
have an incredibly realistic sex-bot that can transform into the spitting image of any celebrity of your choice OR a giant robot with enough firepower to invade a country by itself?
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Would You Rather…
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week OR die in 5 years?
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Would You Rather…
have superman's abilities but no drive for sex, food, or any form of physical pleasure OR a raging desire for all kinds of physical pleasure, and the ability to satisfy your urges without penalty?
tags: 12 acid bacon beef blowjob buttsex cream custard dick drugs ecstasy grapes ice jar kobe loud molly music oral pooping porn porno raspberries raves sex tengirl
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Would You Rather…
have a brilliant child who can play all of Beethoven's sonatas from memory, create novel mathematical proofs, and conceive of breakthroughs in theoretical physics at the age of 6 OR have a child that will live to be 300 years old?
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Would You Rather…
give Paris Hilton a massive, permanent, unconcealable pimple OR shave Laura Bush's head in the background as George Bush delivers the State of the Union address?
tags: bush crappy head parishilton pimple wyr
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Would You Rather…
spank Jennifer Lopez OR give Scarlet Johansson a titty twister?
tags: jlo spank
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