User Profile: spanky
About Me
| Username: | spanky |
| Name: | Spanky McSpankson |
| Sex: | M |
| Birthday: | 1900-01-20 |
| About Me: | I am a student of philosophy and metaphysics. |
My WYR's
By spanky Would You Rather…
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| feel pure pleasure, happiness and ecstasy for the rest of your life -- but really just be a brain floating in jar of syrup in a lab | OR | be a normal person -- but feel no pleasure or pain, no happiness or sadness? |
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| be The Trimmer -- a supervillain who flies around shaving random patches of hair off people's heads | OR | be The Pie Slinger -- a superhero who swoops down from buildings to hit bad guys with coconut cream pies? |
| Things to consider: With great power comes great responsibility. | ||
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| be able to dribble a basketball with your penis | OR | be able to swing a baseball bat with your penis? |
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| have a hot body and an ugly face | OR | have a hot face and an ugly body? |
| Things to consider: Plastic surgery vs. diet/exercise | ||
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| be attracted to only one sex -- BUT you don't get to pick which one | OR | be attracted to both sexes? |
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| kill all spammers | OR | chop off all spammers' body parts one by one until they died? |
| Things to consider: Killing spammers | ||
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| possess the spirit of Lord Voldemort in the area between your anus and your penis/vagina | OR | never have to shit again? |
| Things to consider: Lord Voldemort could probably do some cool stuff. | ||
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By spanky Would You Rather…
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| look like Jack Black but have the fighting abilities of Jet Li | OR | look like Vin Diesel but have the fighting abilities of Michael Jackson? |
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| sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the middle of the night and just stand there staring until you are noticed | OR | follow a stranger at a distance of no more than 3 feet for 12 waking hours -- regardless of whether they notice? |
| Things to consider: Sorry, the stranger isn't hot. | ||
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By spanky Would You Rather…
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| dress as a ninja and hit strangers with spitballs from the shadows | OR | drive around in a police car, read a random person their Moranda rights, cuff them, and then drop their pants and leave them handcuffed with their pants around their ankles on the street? |
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By spanky Would You Rather…
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| be a lesbian trapped in a man's body | OR | gay man trapped in a woman's body? |
| tags: are isnt lol that we what | ||
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| be able to change genders at will | OR | change height at will? |
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| have very rough, violent sex | OR | very gentle, sensual sex? |
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| have only oral sex for the rest of your life | OR | only anal sex? |
| Things to consider: The cost of lube. | ||
| tags: kingfisher001 | ||
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| be the mysterious leader of a secret society of assassin-midgets | OR | have a direct mental link to all the world's information? |
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| have the skateboarding skillz of Tony Hawk | OR | the rapping ability of Eminem? |
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| have an incredibly realistic sex-bot that can transform into the spitting image of any celebrity of your choice | OR | a giant robot with enough firepower to invade a country by itself? |
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| be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week | OR | die in 5 years? |
| tags: a didnt had human kill say to you | ||
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| have superman's abilities but no drive for sex, food, or any form of physical pleasure | OR | a raging desire for all kinds of physical pleasure, and the ability to satisfy your urges without penalty? |
| tags: 12 acid bacon beef blowjob buttsex cream custard dick drugs ecstasy grapes ice jar kobe loud molly music oral pooping porn porno raspberries raves sex tengirl | ||
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| have a brilliant child who can play all of Beethoven's sonatas from memory, create novel mathematical proofs, and conceive of breakthroughs in theoretical physics at the age of 6 | OR | have a child that will live to be 300 years old? |
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| give Paris Hilton a massive, permanent, unconcealable pimple | OR | shave Laura Bush's head in the background as George Bush delivers the State of the Union address? |
| tags: bush crappy head parishilton pimple wyr | ||
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| spank Jennifer Lopez | OR | give Scarlet Johansson a titty twister? |
| tags: jlo spank | ||
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