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| Have to wipe your ass with a a pancake every time you shit and then have to eat it |
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Have your feet replaced with Concrete Cinder Blocks? |
| Things to consider: Living with the fact you have to brush your teeth after every time you shit, and walking with a concrete limp. |
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| tags: shit |
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| Commit Suicide with a ham sandwhich |
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A cup of Jelly? |
| Things to consider: The ham is fresh and the jelly is lime flavour. |
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| Push a button that kills all your family and friends, |
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Push a button that kills everyone in the entire world excluding your family and friends? |
| Things to consider: Living with the guilt of killing your friends, living with the guilt of killing 6 billion other peeps. |
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| tags: death |
| Would You Rather…
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| Push a button that kills all your family and friends, |
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Push a button that kills everyone in the entire world excluding your family and friends? |
| Things to consider: Living with the guilt of killing your friends, living with the guilt of killing 6 billion other peeps. |
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| tags: death |
| Would You Rather…
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| Push a button that kills all your family and friends, |
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Push a button that kills everyone in the entire world excluding your family and friends? |
| Things to consider: Living with the guilt of killing your friends, living with the guilt of killing 6 billion other peeps. |
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| tags: death |
| Would You Rather…
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| Every time you take a shit the sound of you taking that shit is projected through every television set in the whole world |
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Every time you have sex the sound of the sex is porjected through every Television in the world.? |
| Things to consider: Shitting and having sex during childrens programs would be hilarious. |
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| Be able to see a computer and go on the internet when you close your eyes. |
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Have a computer screen in the palm of your hand? |
| Things to consider: Other people cannot see the screen ever and will think you are crazy. The internet is free. |
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| tags: computers |
| Would You Rather…
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| Have the most annoying song stuck in your head for the rest of your life |
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Never hear any music ever again.? |
| Things to consider: Trying to sleep at night with the shittest song ever in your head. Try sleeping while singing " theres a small world after all " or " this is the song that never ends " |
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| tags: songs |
| Would You Rather…
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| Have your face soldered to your best friends |
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be super glued to the back of an extremly hairy porn star who has sex with farm animals several times a day for minumum wage.? |
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| Be buried alive in quick sand |
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in a silo full of grain? |
| Things to consider: The idea of sand being quick is quite cool. |
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| Would You Rather…
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| Bite the head off a chicken, |
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Break a puppy legs? |
| Things to consider: The puppy will grow up to murder many cats |
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| tags: animals |
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| be an massively overweight balding man |
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be a skinny man who used to be fat and now has a neck that looks like a vagina? |
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| be able to sense when men have erections |
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be able to sense when women have their periods.? |
| Things to consider: You could know when someone miles and miles away is erect and then call them and say " you better be thinking about me when you're grabbing that thang!" |
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| Eradicte poverty, |
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kill every evil person in the world.? |
| Things to consider: You may be one of the evil people that would die and not even know. |
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| tags: evil |
| Would You Rather…
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| make love to a sandwich that looks like...... Tom Cruise |
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John Travolta? |
| Things to consider: The bread is wholemeal. |
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| tags: bread |
| Would You Rather…
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| have a nudist grandma |
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be a nudist grandma? |
| Things to consider: old wrinkly bits... |
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| Would You Rather…
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| Bite the throat of a puppy, |
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Punch in the face of a kitten.? |
| Things to consider: Ether way you're going to hell..... |
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| tags: animals |
| Would You Rather…
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| Eat a cup of pimple puss, |
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a cup of festering diarrohea? |
| Things to consider: it is quite a large cup. |
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