User Profile: vagitarian

About Me

Username: vagitarian
Name: Poopy McButtcrack
Sex: F
Birthday: 1988-10-23
About Me:

My WYR's

Would You Rather…
Die of suffocation in a sumo wrestler's fatrolls OR Drown in a bathtub of old man sweat?
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Have your tongue used as toilet paper in a public restroom for 50 years OR Have your tongue cut out?
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Have the power to fly OR Have the power to remain physically fit, no matter how little exercise you do or what you eat?
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Stick cute, furry animals like gerbils up your butt. OR Eat cute, furry animals like gerbils.?
Things to consider: The crunching of the delicate bones through the fur
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Stab all the girls featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen OR Send Paris Hilton on a one-way trip to Mars?
tags: parishilton
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Date one of those girls that carries a chihauhau around in a Louis Vutton purse OR Date a girl that owns 20 cats and shows you pictures of them whenever possible?
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Jam a sharp stick right up your nose and into your head OR Jam a sharp stick right into your ear?
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Throw up OR Have diarrhea?
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Have a flat-chested girlfriend with a nice, round butt. OR Have a girlfriend with really nice breasts but a totally flat butt.?
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Have sex with Jerry Falwell OR Have sex with Margaret Thatcher?
tags: sex
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Fart really loud in front of a really hot guy/girl OR Poop your pants while you are alone?
tags: fart poop
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Have sex with a woman who has the body of an 8 year-old boy OR Hurt Paris Hilton's feelings by saying "No"?
tags: parishilton
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Pull out all of your fingernails and toenails OR Have all the hair on your body ripped out in clumps.?
Things to consider: No anesthesia
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Wake up in a pile of your own poop OR Wake up next to your grandpa?
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Wake up in a pile of your own shit OR Wake up next to your grandpa?
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Have an orgy with Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson, then move on with your life and have sex with whoever you choose OR Never have sex?
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Have diarrhea all every day OR Weigh 600 lbs?
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Being in love with the sweetest, coolest person ever, but never getting to have sex with him/her OR Having sex with a total asshole every day.?
Things to consider: Cheating is not an option
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Be hideous but in a loving relationship OR Be absolutely gorgeous but be single and celibate?
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See all teachers naked for an entire school day OR See your parents having sex?
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Make love to a girl with an incredibly hairy bush OR Have sex with a girl with pus-filled razor burn?
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Have a beautiful body that hurts all over constantly OR Have a hideous but very healthy body?
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Change your grandpa's poopy diaper OR Have your boyfriend or girlfriend change your poopy diaper?
tags: diaper poop
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Be a girl with a shaved head OR Be a girl with beautiful long hair, but with bald patches?
tags: hair
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Be a girl with a shaved head OR Be a girl with beautiful long hair, but with bald patches?
tags: hair
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: adultery love sex
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Poop in your pants while performing onstage OR Pooping in the bed while having sex with your boyriend or girlfriend?
tags: humiliation poop
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Would You Rather…
Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Kill your true love OR Cheat on your true love while he/she is watching without knowing that your only other option was to kill him/her?
tags: love
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Have your roller coaster car get stuck on the highest, scariest part for over 6 hours OR Have that dream in which you are naked in public come true?
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