User Profile: Aubrey
About Me
| Username: | Aubrey |
| Name: | Aubrey Monster |
| Sex: | F |
| Birthday: | 1922-02-22 |
| About Me: | I like toast. |
My WYR's
By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| work in a garbage transfer station | OR | a slaughterhouse? |
| tags: animals | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| work in a garbage transfer station | OR | a slaughterhouse? |
| tags: animals | ||
| Tag (1) or Discuss (0) Send as eCard | ||
By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| work in a garbage transfer station | OR | a slaughterhouse? |
| tags: animals | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| break into the macarena dance every time a phone rings | OR | get electrocuted a little bit every time someone says hello to you? |
| tags: none | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| live with a pack of wolves | OR | live with Regis Philbin? |
| Things to consider: the wolves might eat you, Regis might annoy you to death | ||
| tags: none | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| lick a dog's anus | OR | have a bum lick yours? |
| Things to consider: the bum is really bummy and smelly | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| wear cement shoes for a year | OR | really painful stilettos that you cant take off for the same amount of time? |
| Things to consider: both will kill your feet, but one will make you stylish | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| be allergic to everything except dirt and live underground | OR | have no hair or nails and have to live in a hermetically sealed bubble? |
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Be "dutch ovened" by Rosie O' Donnell | OR | get sharted on by Roseanne Barr? |
| Things to consider: a shart is a very wet fart | ||
| tags: gross | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| drink a pint of chunky sour milk | OR | a pint of piss? |
| tags: piss | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Make sweet love to a once sexy corpse | OR | get raped by a goblin? |
| Things to consider: no one will believe you about the goblin | ||
| tags: corpse | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| FOR GIRLS: Have enormous, saggy down to your toes, pancake boobs with giant hairy nipples | OR | Have absolutely NO ass whatsoever, and I mean NO ASS? |
| Things to consider: back pain, pain in the ass | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| FOR GUYS: Have giant, droopy saggy man boobs | OR | A penis the size of a clit? |
| Things to consider: men can get breast cancer too | ||
| tags: boobs | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Be VERY nauseous and queasy for the rest of your life | OR | Have a migraine that lasted forever? |
| Things to consider: no pills will ever help either | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Be President Bush | OR | a pile of dog shit? |
| Things to consider: they're practically the same thing | ||
| tags: bush | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Be President Bush | OR | a pile of dog shit? |
| Things to consider: they're practically the same thing | ||
| tags: bush | ||
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By Aubrey Would You Rather…
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| Be President Bush | OR | a pile of dog shit? |
| Things to consider: they're practically the same thing | ||
| tags: bush | ||
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