All Would You Rather Questions

Would You Rather have a disarmingly charming penis OR a penis so wise as to inspire a cultish following?
Would You Rather fight Mike Tyson OR talk like him?
Would You Rather have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection? Things to consider: funerals
Would You Rather have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald?
Would You Rather have sex with a monkee OR with an Elephant?
Would You Rather watch a porno movie starring your parents, with your parents OR star in a porno movie with your parents (no worries, only oral scenes)?
Would You Rather sing disney songs every time you think of something sexual OR have uncontrollable urges to have sex with disney characters? Things to consider: lion king, little mermaid.....school, church, funerals, weddings
Would You Rather lick the floor of a movie theater... OR eat a giant slug made of sawdust!!!? Things to consider: consider this, either lick the floor or risk getting eaten by a slug. your choice!
Would You Rather be me OR a panda? Things to consider: same thing
Would You Rather eat toenail clippings OR eat pubes? Things to consider: both are gross!!!
Would You Rather be eaten by ants OR be eaten by lions?
Would You Rather have sex with a person of the same sex? OR have sex with 10 aniamls?
Would You Rather find you parents having sex OR have your parents find you having sex?
Would You Rather be watching someone eat your brother/sister OR be watching someone eat the love of ur life? Things to consider: oh come on...think of all the times they got on ur nerves!!! (u choose which one i am talking about here!!!)
Would You Rather Die for someone OR Kill for someone??? Things to consider: criminal record that will haunt u, not having to have anything to haunt you for the rest of your life...wait...u wouldnt have 1!!!!
Would You Rather have a 8 in erection for the rest of your life OR a 2in penis?
Would You Rather have ur famous last words be.."it's only a rash..." OR "ooh...what's this button do?"? Things to consider: ha ha which one would get more laffs!
Would You Rather have sex with some 1 whith STD's OR have sex w/ grandparents?
Would You Rather piss a marble OR shit a bowling ball?
Would You Rather be stabbed in the back OR stabbed in the heart?
Would You Rather be a tear in a child's eye OR the final petal of a dying flower?
Would You Rather hang out with ME!!! OR hang out with a very hot and sexy girl??? Things to consider: ha ha they are the same thing!!!!
Would You Rather Eat 3 lbs of hair OR Drink a gallon of shampoo?
Would You Rather Have a warm hug OR a small kiss?
Would You Rather Get shot once in the head OR in the foot twice and left for dead?
Would You Rather have eyes that smile OR a calming voice?
Would You Rather be a dog OR be a cat?
Would You Rather talk to dogs OR talk to cats?
Would You Rather be God OR be Devil?
Would You Rather be a actor OR be a singer?
Would You Rather have a bowling ball dropped on your shins OR on your face? Things to consider: death
Would You Rather Eat a steaming piece of Stedman's poop OR Eat a plateful of hair swept off a barber shop floor.? Things to consider: You must chew
Would You Rather eat 1 pound of apple stems OR 1/2 a pound of the hottest peppers in the world?
Would You Rather be haing upside down on a rollercoater for3 hrs OR upside down off a cliff with sharps rocks at the botton with a thin rope?
Would You Rather poop in publick with 1000 people watching u OR fart so loud in a store and have everyone smell it an have to leave?
Would You Rather eat a rotten fish OR rotten hot dogs?
Would You Rather die in a car crash OR die in plain crash?
Would You Rather drink a cup of pee thinking it was apple juce OR drink a cupe of soap thinking i was somecind of juce?
Would You Rather eat a person OR eat 2 cats and dogs? Things to consider: hair
Would You Rather eat grass with poop on it OR eat a scope of cat letter ?
Would You Rather fall in to a river in the spring OR eat someone elses boogers?
Would You Rather eat rotten eggs OR eat puke? Things to consider: gross taste
Would You Rather have your friend hate u OR your mom?
Would You Rather loose your cell OR i pod?
Would You Rather drink water fof a week and nothing eals OR or pop?
Would You Rather be a herro OR A POP STAR?
Would You Rather play volleyball OR cheerleading?
Would You Rather rite a play OR a movie? Things to consider: fame
Would You Rather be a dog OR a bird? Things to consider: house
Would You Rather have cansre OR on a barin tummer?
Would You Rather "Soft" Tax Audit every year OR "Got it all" Audit & Penalties every 10 yrs? Things to consider: Dont answer if your not in business
Would You Rather see thats 70's show OR the simpsons?
Would You Rather live on the ocean OR in the moutains? Things to consider: fun
Would You Rather be on a boring talk show the rest of your life OR be forced to watch a boring talk show the rest of your life?
Would You Rather fart popcorn OR burp pen caps? Things to consider: chafing
Would You Rather run head first into a wall OR date the annoying kid in class/at work? Things to consider: this person is super annoying and the wall is really hard
Would You Rather eat 1/4 cup of a stranger's yellow tonail clippings OR gargle a 1/2 cup of a stranger's sweat? Things to consider: must swallow all contents after 1 minute
Would You Rather have raging diahrea for a month (you can make it to the bathroom) OR Uncontrolable flatulence for two and a half weeks? Things to consider: Meetings, Dates. Hydration
Would You Rather come home and find your roomate having sex with your girlfriend OR a threeway with your mom and man's best friend?
Would You Rather be stuck in a car with Claire Huckstable OR have a bad acid trip with Gilbert Godfried?
Would You Rather Impersonate John Madden when asked any serious questions OR have "Rump Shaker" by Wrecks'n'Effects play whenever making a sexual advance?
Would You Rather eat your spouse infront of your kid OR eat your kid infront of your spouse?
Would You Rather get raped by a clown OR gang raped by mules?
Would You Rather the morbidly obese girl at school that non one likes but has great street cred OR be the popular skinny girl at school who slept with a pirate and got crabs, scurvey, and leprosy?
Would You Rather find out that santa clause it real only to be eaten by him OR think santa clause is fake...and be an orphan that is never adopted?
Would You Rather eat a bowl of rusty nails and glass shards for breakfast OR come home and find your small child smothered in jam with the teletubbies sensously licking your child?
Would You Rather wake up in the morning with every ofrice of your body sore and find the buger king next to you and he states "you had it your way" OR wake up to Ronald McDonald putting lip stick on your lips and whispering "shhhh, don't cry pretty bird"?
Would You Rather beat your child for what your puppy did OR beat your puppy for what your child did?
Would You Rather be able to taste the flavour mint OR understand the concept of "increasing"?
Would You Rather have x-ray vision with absolutely no sexual appetite whatsoever OR have x-ray vision with an insatiable sexual appetite for people over 400 pounds?
Would You Rather Get caught by your Mom humping a blow-up doll OR Catch your Mom masterbating?
Would You Rather Have nothing to eat but newspaper for the rest of your life OR Be the ugliest person at your job?
Would You Rather Give your mom head with your whole family watching OR Fuck you dad in the ass? Things to consider: OPTION: does your dad like it or not?
Would You Rather have 15 nails nailed into your tounge? OR have your saliva replaced with urine permenantly?
Would You Rather fight with your penis as a sword as its decaying OR have your penis be eaten by a black widdow?
Would You Rather have your foot caught in a bear trap OR have your arms sawed off by a dull blade?
Would You Rather be a necrofiliac OR be a person who fucks old people right before they die?
Would You Rather die from an instant blow to the cranium OR live with maggots eating away at your insides until there is nothing left?
Would You Rather live inside a dead elephant for warmth for one night OR try to stay warm by killing hundreds of rats and using their "pelts" for 2 years?
Would You Rather inhale a skunk's spray OR blow chunks 10 times and having to eat your own puke after each time?
Would You Rather chug a stranger's cum out of a full 2 liter bottle OR drink a 12oz glass with a mixture of month-old milk stirred with a creamated body ash?
Would You Rather rip the heart out of a person's body and eat half of it, then save the rest for the week from that day OR rip the uterus out of a pig's body, save it for a month in room temp., and then eat it? Things to consider: i'd say <--
Would You Rather bite your own finger off OR chew your arm down to the bone?
Would You Rather put rusty nails into your skin OR slice your hand open with a rusty knife? Things to consider: lockjaw
Would You Rather lick a bum's pubes OR lick a "professional" hooker's pubes?
Would You Rather have every orfice of your body have a raging, burning sensation for the rest of your life OR have oral sex with your biological parents once every year?
Would You Rather stick ramdom things down your peehole OR stick sharp objects up your butthole?
Would You Rather stab your life-friend in the eye with a ken doll to the point where they would die from blood-loss OR make your life-friend die slowly from malnutrition?
Would You Rather get 3rd degree burns from you using a lighter OR blowing off your hand from missuse of a liquid nitrogen bomb?
Would You Rather put your hand into a radioactive waste container OR dip your hand into liquid-nitrogen?
Would You Rather drink only diarrhea for a month (your own) OR eat only chunky poop for a month (your own)? Things to consider: :-X
Would You Rather have bondage sex with a family member every other day for one year OR have sex with a hooker that has every STD known to man for one hour?
Would You Rather have sex with j-lo OR have sex with carmen elektra?
Would You Rather enjoy an orgasm once every five years OR enjoy an orgasm every time after you recover from the last one?
Would You Rather have a clean-shaven pussy( or balls if you're a guy) OR a hairy pussy(or balls) to the the point where you could braid it?
Would You Rather felch a horse OR cut your dick off? Things to consider: felch: (vt) to engage in anal sex in conclusion, suck the ejaculate back into your oral cavity (enthusiastically)
Would You Rather have a clean-shaven pussy (or balls) all the time OR have a hairy pussy (or balls) towhere you could braid it?
Would You Rather Have sex with a parent OR Have sex with a sibling? Things to consider: is your parent/sibling hot?
Would You Rather Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate OR Swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? Things to consider: are you wearing goggles? Can you swim?
Would You Rather call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute OR call tech. support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
Would You Rather freeze your penis to the point where it falls off OR have you legs rot away by gang green?
Would You Rather castrate yourself so you can have all the sex you want without having the worry of kids OR take a chance with a tampered-with condom?
Would You Rather Teabag A porcupine OR be teabaged BY a porcupine? Things to consider: either way fucking ouch...lol
Would You Rather have mucus made out of semen OR saliva made out of urine?
Would You Rather spank Jennifer Lopez OR give Scarlet Johansson a titty twister?
Would You Rather Have a mobile phone stuck in your mouth OR Have a haircut made of bricks? Things to consider: Bricks will cause headaches!
Would You Rather Hold a hot iron to your stomach until you got a permanent burn OR hold a pigeon in your mouth until it suffocated to death?
Would You Rather hair on your palms OR hair on your feet? Things to consider: shaking hands
Would You Rather RAZR cell phone OR sAMSUNG CELL HPONE?
Would You Rather Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol OR Suck all the snot out of a dogs nose until its head caves in? Things to consider: alcohol
Would You Rather Have needles for arm hair OR Have fire shoot out of your nose everytime you say or see the word "the"? Things to consider: ouch
Would You Rather Have hair that doesnt stop growing and cant be cut OR have a unibrown that is unpluckable?
Would You Rather Talk to much that you cant even understand what your saying because you talk so fast OR not be able to talk at all? ?
Would You Rather Yo mama OR Yo papa?
Would You Rather lose your keys three days in a row OR have your dog eat your birthday cake? ?
Would You Rather Do a cat OR Do a dog?
Would You Rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck OR an earlobe the size of a basketball? ?
Would You Rather hit every red light for the rest of your life OR always be wrong?
Would You Rather catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen OR be unable to sit?
Would You Rather only know 7.5 words OR only know 7 words? Things to consider: Wtf....
Would You Rather Getting tea bagged by a man OR Getting tea bagged by a woman? Things to consider: tea bagged by a woman is putting her bloody tampon in your mouth
Would You Rather pose in a picture with your waist down nude OR pose in a picture with your waist up nude? Things to consider: QUESTION ONLY FOR WOMEN! in the picture, you can't be covering it up. you have to totaly show it!
Would You Rather Watch a porno WITH your grandparents OR Watch a porno STARRING your grandparents?
Would You Rather Have sex with a dozen lesbians OR have sex with your sister? Things to consider: (the lesbians might have sex with each other)
Would You Rather get an STD OR get pregnant? Things to consider: AIDS
Would You Rather not being able to eat 24 hours within sex OR always have to eat during sex? Things to consider: hunger pains and bad breath
Would You Rather give Paris Hilton a massive, permanent, unconcealable pimple OR shave Laura Bush's head in the background as George Bush delivers the State of the Union address?
Would You Rather Drive a Ford ? OR Drive a Chevrolet? Things to consider: Which car is more reliable.... (Ford!)
Would You Rather have a brilliant child who can play all of Beethoven's sonatas from memory, create novel mathematical proofs, and conceive of breakthroughs in theoretical physics at the age of 6 OR have a child that will live to be 300 years old?
Would You Rather Die For Your Best Friend OR Watch Your Best Friend Die?
Would You Rather Fart unbearable hot air OR unbareable cold air?
Would You Rather have sex with same gender OR watch same gender have sex? Things to consider: you have to watch until their done
Would You Rather your mom find u looking at porn OR find your mom looking at lesbo porn?
Would You Rather have ur girlfriend/boyfriend watch porn starring u OR watch porn starring ur boyfriend/girlfreind? Things to consider: you have to finish it
Would You Rather rape a hobo OR be raped by a hobo?
Would You Rather do six dogs OR six hookers with stds?
Would You Rather be a guy and never have a boner OR be a girl with a permanent boner? Things to consider: sex
Would You Rather be locked in a room with ronald mcdonnald OR be locked in a room with micheal jackson? Things to consider: do u find clowns sexy
Would You Rather be skinny and ugly OR be fat and beautiful? Things to consider: YOU CAN LOOSE FAT
Would You Rather Have a threesome with your PARENTS OR Have a thressome with your Siblings?
Would You Rather drown in a pool of new cum OR drown in a pool of week old urine?
Would You Rather Have one testicle the size of a football? OR 20 golf ball sized testicles?
Would You Rather Have sex once with a 99 yr old? OR be passionatley lusted after and stalked by ppl over the age of 75?
Would You Rather Have cheesey porn music sound whenever u enter a room? OR begin every sentence with 'scooby dooby doo'?
Would You Rather B trapped in a cage with a lion? OR eat peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Would You Rather B trapped in a cage with a lion? OR eat peanut butter off a hobo's foot? Things to consider: do you like peanut butter?
Would You Rather orgasm every 5 minutes? OR never orgasm again?
Would You Rather b given a hand job/fingered by freddy kruger? OR b invited 4 dinner at hannibal lecter's house?
Would You Rather breathe fire for the rest of your life OR fart blue smoke for the rest of your life?
Would You Rather have millions of nipples OR one giant nipple the size of a dinner plate?
Would You Rather have no elbows OR have no knees?
Would You Rather a really long thin penis OR a really short wide penis?
Would You Rather have sex with jeremy beadle OR have sex with lisa riley (the fat one from emmerdale)?
Would You Rather eat slugs for the rest of your life OR have sex with a giant slug once?
Would You Rather be completely covered in hair OR be completely covered in scales?
Would You Rather have feet for hands OR have hooves for feet?
Would You Rather have the head of a pig OR have the body of a slug?
Would You Rather give yourself papercuts all over your body OR dive into a deep pool of sewage water naked?
Would You Rather have oral sex with a woman OR have oral sex with a man? Things to consider: (oral sex for lesbians taking place in the discusion zone)
Would You Rather always here geddy lee hitting a beautiful high E in the back of your mind OR always see a repeating pattern of rodney dangerfield on any reflective surface? Things to consider: this one is easy for rush fans and blind people =P
Would You Rather have mind control over quadriplegics OR an ageless, spiritual bond with the peson who invented after-school-specials?
Would You Rather be a millionaire in un-redeemable prize tokens OR etchup, but only be allowed to hsare it with downs-syndrondrome kids?
Would You Rather chop off your own foot OR have sex with a person of the same gender as you? Things to consider: Just because your straight doesn't mean your can't do a person of the same sex, to save your foot.
Would You Rather chop off ur nipples OR chop off ur clitoris? Things to consider: you can have parts reconstructed
Would You Rather have ur dad catch you eating out the same gender OR catch your dad masturbating over gay porn? Things to consider: the mind will never forget!!!!
Would You Rather Pee oranges OR lemons? Things to consider: Lemons have 2 thin spots rather than just being round. Ouch either way.
Would You Rather hear another wyr? OR fucking kill yourself ? Things to consider: your sanity
Would You Rather have superman's abilities but no drive for sex, food, or any form of physical pleasure OR a raging desire for all kinds of physical pleasure, and the ability to satisfy your urges without penalty?
Would You Rather be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week OR die in 5 years?
Would You Rather Have sex with a 5 year old person OR Have sex with a 100 year old person?
Would You Rather Go to a bar and drink so much that you die intoxicated OR be raped by your grandma once a week for the next 10 years ?
Would You Rather rape your mom OR be raped by your dad?
Would You Rather starve to death OR eat so much that your stomach collapses and you die?
Would You Rather die young OR die old?
Would You Rather have sex with a really fat person OR Have sex with a very old person?
Would You Rather be raped by 10 fat, old men once a week for 1 year OR be burned alive with hydrochloric acid and then fall down to razor sharp rocks and die?
Would You Rather (for the guys) have no penis at all OR have 10 penises? Things to consider: sex...
Would You Rather be raped by 10 fat, old men (including your granpa) once a week for 10 years OR be burned alive with hydrochloric acid, then be raped by your granpa and then fall down and land into razor sharp rocks and die?
Would You Rather have group sex with your parents and your uncle OR have a 3some with your grandparents?
Would You Rather be choked to death by a giant penis OR be raped by 5 transexuals ?
Would You Rather have sex with your bad looking girlfriend on her bed OR have sex with your really hot math teacher at her classroom ?
Would You Rather cheat your girffriend with your mom OR cheat your girfriend with her cat?
Would You Rather have sex with someone of the same sex? OR have sex with a shemale?
Would You Rather eat your own pubes? OR eat your fathers pubes?
Would You Rather have sex with pamela anderson? OR carmen elektra? Things to consider: they both have yeast poisoning
Would You Rather be able to fly OR be able to read other peoples thoughts?
Would You Rather be gay OR be bisexual?
Would You Rather have no friends OR have seventy cats for friends? Things to consider: the cats die after 2 years
Would You Rather fuck your siblings OR fuck a group of friends from the same sex?
Would You Rather fuck a dog OR get fucked by a group of dogs?
Would You Rather Would you rather be constantly sweating like a pig OR constantly shivering (including the shivering lips)? ?
Would You Rather Would you rather run one mile with a cracked shinbone OR do 50 sit-ups on a hard floor with a cracked tailbone? ?
Would You Rather Would you rather have ridiculously large ears OR a ridiculously large nose? ?
Would You Rather drink a gallon of mustard OR drink a gallon of ketchup?
Would You Rather Toes for fingers OR fingers for toes?
Would You Rather Wear all of the clothes at the same time for the rest of your life OR be naked for the rest of your life?
Would You Rather have one giant tooth OR millions of tiny teeth?
Would You Rather be 3ft tall OR be 9ft tall?
Would You Rather drown in a sea of slugs OR eat 500 moths a month?
Would You Rather dress like richard simmons for the rest of your life OR star in a mr motivator fitness video?
Would You Rather Move to Africa OR Have your dog run away?
Would You Rather Be Smart and Ugly OR A Beautiful Idiot?
Would You Rather Fight in a war OR Live peacefully but isolated?
Would You Rather Get a bad tattoo OR have bad teeth?
Would You Rather Dress in drag constantly OR be a hobo?
Would You Rather Only eat your one favorite food OR Never eat it again?
Would You Rather Look like the ugly guy from this site with the beard and curly hair OR look like william hung?
Would You Rather hate your life but everyone liked you OR have everyone hate you but you enjoyed yourself?
Would You Rather have your eye fall out at random times OR have uncontrolable constant drool? Things to consider: social life
Would You Rather fly when you fart OR pee everytime you laugh? Things to consider: once again, social life.
Would You Rather have one leg rediculously shorter than the other OR arms that don't bend?
Would You Rather have a unibrow OR have a uniboob? Things to consider: no surgery. no pluckage.
Would You Rather be stuck on a metro filled with sexy but sweaty/stinky people playing would you rather for 8 hours OR be stuck on a metro filled with ugly but good smelling people? Things to consider: i've experienced both.
Would You Rather loose a testicle OR lose an arm?
Would You Rather be a hobo that everyone loves OR be a rich ass that no one likes?
Would You Rather marry an ugly Billionaire OR marry a hot poor person? Things to consider: i've done both,and they ended up in a divorce
Would You Rather Screw your Mom OR Screw Your Dad?
Would You Rather Poop out digital cameras OR Poop out laptop computers? Things to consider: Size
Would You Rather Have to lick a foot OR Have to lick a dirty belly button? Things to consider: Lint
Would You Rather Eat the WYR guy's beard OR Eat his eyebrows? Things to consider: Crums in the beard
Would You Rather Sit on a book and know what it's about OR lick everypage to find out what it's about? Things to consider: Taste of the pages vs. Butt sores
Would You Rather Have saliva tasting like Sunkist OR Grape Gatorade?
Would You Rather Wear a life vest the rest of your life OR a pair of parachute pants?
Would You Rather Have lice OR Athletes foot?
Would You Rather Miss your senior prom OR an important airplane flight?
Would You Rather be stuck in a deer stomach OR a camel stomach?
Would You Rather Experience life like a video game OR a movie?
Would You Rather have cancer OR wear sunscreen ?
Would You Rather have an incredibly realistic sex-bot that can transform into the spitting image of any celebrity of your choice OR a giant robot with enough firepower to invade a country by itself?
Would You Rather have the skateboarding skillz of Tony Hawk OR the rapping ability of Eminem?
Would You Rather Make out with a leper OR Make out with someone with rabies? Things to consider: Vaccinations, Death
Would You Rather be the mysterious leader of a secret society of assassin-midgets OR have a direct mental link to all the world's information?
Would You Rather one breast OR saucer sized nipples?
Would You Rather have a screw-on dick OR a telescopic dick?
Would You Rather make out with hannibal lector OR with ted bundy?
Would You Rather be able to fart so powerfully you can fly OR be able to projectile crap so powerfully you can fly? Things to consider: rolaids, tums
Would You Rather Catch your boyfriend cheating OR or cheat with your bestfriends boyfriend ? Things to consider: Your about to marry this man.
Would You Rather be so ugly that people stare OR so beautiful that people not dare look you in your face? Things to consider: Noone looks you in your face.
Would You Rather live w/ out pleasures of all sorts OR live w/ a smelly caveman abusing ur pleasures? Things to consider: ur dignity
Would You Rather a retarded monkey as ur only friend OR being blind, deph and mute w/ no support? Things to consider: ur life
Would You Rather have all the powers in the world but u can only use them for another planet OR a retarded grandpa raping ur retarded monkey? Things to consider: embarassment
Would You Rather reading the next wyr's OR disscussing them? Things to consider: the funny s***t in the wyr
Would You Rather have only oral sex for the rest of your life OR only anal sex? Things to consider: The cost of lube.
Would You Rather have sex with a guy with a pussy OR a girl with a dick? Things to consider: phisical and emotional scarring
Would You Rather would you rather bone jack nicholson OR meg ryan? Things to consider: jack nicholson in 1974
Would You Rather be impotent OR have aids? Things to consider: your probably going to die either way
Would You Rather Eat you own penis OR Eat your best friends penis? Things to consider: He is alive.
Would You Rather have a head 2 time smaller OR a head two times bigger then average?
Would You Rather only age from your neck down OR only age from your neck up? Things to consider: you r brain is from your neck up
Would You Rather lick a retards asshole OR stick a dildo up your asshole? Things to consider: (for men)
Would You Rather have very rough, violent sex OR very gentle, sensual sex?
Would You Rather moon a nun OR flash a priest?
Would You Rather wear a bathing suit in the snow OR snow suit at the beach in july?
Would You Rather Be blind OR Have one leg?
Would You Rather Eat an entire dog OR Eat an entire horse?
Would You Rather Own a gimp for a year OR Be a gimp for a month?
Would You Rather Would you rather drink a glass of blood OR Or a small piece of poop?
Would You Rather be able to change genders at will OR change height at will?
Would You Rather be a lesbian trapped in a man's body OR gay man trapped in a woman's body?
Would You Rather Hump a hobo of the opposite sex OR Hump a person u no of the same sex?
Would You Rather have sex that feels good with a old person OR camel?
Would You Rather Be chained to a microlite for life OR be trapped in a dogs body? Things to consider: social life
Would You Rather Hit every red light you approach? OR Miss every telephone ring and rely on a incosistent message system? Things to consider: City/Suburban Traffic, Emergency Calls
Would You Rather Hit every red light you approach OR miss every cell phone ring coming your way and have to rely on a poor message system to rely on? Things to consider: city/ssuburbin traffic, emergency calls (giving birth, booty calls, jiggy is waiting for you at home)
Would You Rather Get stuck next to an ignorant prick blasting Rap music (or Country Music whicherver is less desirable) at top level next to you whenever you pull up to a red light? OR Get behind an annoying thirteen year old girl on her cell-phone whining about her boyfriend when in a grocery store line?
Would You Rather Have your 16 year old daughter (son for the ladies) demand you have sex with her? OR Have her/him announce she/he will sleep with one hundred homeless men or 100 ________ (choose least desirable race) men in one night if you don't comply? You'd have to watch!? Things to consider: Your child will follow through!
Would You Rather Have a strong mutant power but everyone knew you had it? OR Have a minor power that was unknown to anyone? Things to consider: Storng powers: Shoot Fire, Fly, Rejuvenate Limbs
Would You Rather Sleep in a previously used/unwashed coffin each night? OR Sleep in a hole six feet deep each night? Things to consider: Whose coffin was it? At least it's inside. Weather, creepy crawlies, bird droppings, the neighborhood grizzly bear.
Would You Rather Have your parent-in-laws (gf/bf's parents) be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary? OR Have your parent-in-laws (gf/bf's parents) be able to watch your last 30 sexual fantasies as if they were a DVD porno? Things to consider: What do you think of your in-laws? Who's in your fantasies? Why are your in-laws in your fantasies?
Would You Rather Live the life of Jack the Ripper? OR Live the life of Jack Tripper? Things to consider: Do you like Killing whores? Could you live with Janet, Mr. and Mrs. Roper thinking your gay, never bang the hot blonde you live with?
Would You Rather trapped in cage with scorps OR trapped in cage with snakes? Things to consider: Both Poisonous, Stay In There For 10 Mins
Would You Rather own the internet OR own the sky+ network? Things to consider: Nothing Much
Would You Rather have caterpillars on your face moving around on your eyebrows OR or be trailing paprika wherever you go?
Would You Rather Pee your pants in public OR hug a random person? Things to consider: could be rapest
Would You Rather Wank until your penis falls off OR Wank infornt of everyone in public? Things to consider: For men
Would You Rather pole dance naked around a lampost in public OR pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
Would You Rather Be the son/daughter of Michael Jackson OR Have no parents & live in an orphanage?
Would You Rather Kill a puppy OR Kill a middle-aged fat man ?
Would You Rather dress as a ninja and hit strangers with spitballs from the shadows OR drive around in a police car, read a random person their Moranda rights, cuff them, and then drop their pants and leave them handcuffed with their pants around their ankles on the street?
Would You Rather get your thumb hit with a hammer every moring repeadtly to wake up OR get you balls tugged so hard they feel like they might come off to wake up?
Would You Rather watch Nickelodeon OR disney channel?
Would You Rather Hang from the ceiling by your hair OR hang from the ceiling by your nostrils? Things to consider: you hang for 1 week
Would You Rather Wank me OR Give me a Blowjob? Things to consider: ( I am a boy )
Would You Rather eat out a bear OR eat out a lion? Things to consider: it would be rough,but you would live
Would You Rather get a blowjob from a shark OR eat out a gorilla?
Would You Rather run a marathon OR eat a puppy?
Would You Rather fall into an endless hole alone OR be stuck floating in space alone? Things to consider: you dont die for 60 years
Would You Rather freeze your dick until it falls off OR or pour gasoline on your dick and light it on fire until it crumbles away? Things to consider: ouch
Would You Rather Go to a women's prison full of butch, angry, murderous feminists who kick your ass every day for 10 years OR Go to a men's prison full of horny men for 1 year? Things to consider: For guys; for girls, just flip it around
Would You Rather Go to a women's prison full of butch, angry, murderous feminists who kick your ass every day for 10 years OR Go to a men's prison full of horny men who take turns sodomizing you for 1 year? Things to consider: For guys; for girls, just flip it around
Would You Rather get laid OR get high? Things to consider: for the first time
Would You Rather have a disease where you burp every 5 seconds OR have a disease where you have to pee every minute? Things to consider: no cure for either
Would You Rather everyone likes you but your super ugly OR everyone hates you but your super pretty?
Would You Rather super pretty and shallow OR modest and deep?
Would You Rather a super hot mean man OR a super nice gay man? Things to consider: to go out with
Would You Rather be the town prostitute OR spouse of the town prostitute?
Would You Rather jump off a bridge OR be the person that makes your friend jump off a bridge?
Would You Rather never shave your legs OR never shave your armpits? Things to consider: for girls
Would You Rather date a girl that never shaves her legs OR date a girl that never shaves her armpits? Things to consider: for guys
Would You Rather shave OR wax?
Would You Rather love OR lust?
Would You Rather kill the one you love so the world can be ahppy OR kill your selfbefore you kill the one yo ulove?
Would You Rather do kiera knightly OR do britany murphy?
Would You Rather beethoven OR mozart?
Would You Rather shot in the head OR stabbed in the head?
Would You Rather iraq war good? OR iraq war bad?
Would You Rather blow a monky OR eat out a pig? Things to consider: pig is muddy but monky got lice
Would You Rather Suck my dick then i cum in your mouth and you have to drink it OR Die? Things to consider: I like people sucking my dick
Would You Rather Always wear wet socks OR Always wear wet underwear?
Would You Rather cake OR pie?
Would You Rather drink male cum OR drink female cum (possible)? Things to consider: Sexuality
Would You Rather Suck a penis OR Suck a muddy vagina? Things to consider: For Men!
Would You Rather Never fall/be in love OR never have sex?
Would You Rather be single and able to flirt with who ever you wanted OR be in love and have on person for the rest of your life?
Would You Rather do sadam who san OR michael jackson?
Would You Rather be covered in peanut butter and jelly and stuck in an ant hole OR run naked into a swarm of bees?
Would You Rather have your eye LASHES plucked one by one OR receive 20 paper cuts on each of your fingers?
Would You Rather drain the sea with an eyedroper OR listen to the frosties song endlessly for ur whole life?
Would You Rather drain the sea with an eyedroper OR listen to the frosties song endlessly for ur whole life?
Would You Rather rather keep your job by working hard OR get fired from loafing on the net and reading WYR's?
Would You Rather have X-ray vision OR be able to control the weather?
Would You Rather Sneeze every 10 seconds OR fart every 4 seconds? Things to consider: (farts vary from stinky to non)
Would You Rather have you hands stuck together OR your knees stuck together? Things to consider: Both permanently!
Would You Rather go to a privet skool OR public? Things to consider: public r shit
Would You Rather shag a pickle OR eat a butten?
Would You Rather not have msn OR WYR'S? Things to consider: think bout it
Would You Rather Get head from Richard Simmons OR Never experience Oral sex? Things to consider: Are you gay?
Would You Rather sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the middle of the night and just stand there staring until you are noticed OR follow a stranger at a distance of no more than 3 feet for 12 waking hours -- regardless of whether they notice? Things to consider: Sorry, the stranger isn't hot.
Would You Rather get your tounge cut off by a moving fan OR by a saw? Things to consider: the saw is not electric
Would You Rather Be hog-tied in the company of a buttraping midget with no eyelids, for eternity OR Have Gilbert Gottfried's head growing on you instead of your crotch? Things to consider: Google Gilbert Gottfried if you dont know him.
Would You Rather Have sex with your mom OR have sex with your grandma? Things to consider: Drink alot
Would You Rather Give birth to your full-grown father over a 12 hour period OR Be unable to have any sort of relation or communication with the opposite sex?
Would You Rather have saws for arms OR hammers for toes? Things to consider: both dangerous
Would You Rather be a pro. baseball player OR football player?
Would You Rather Have sex with a really hot lion OR Have sex with me?
Would You Rather have deep, slow sex OR have shallow, fast sex? Things to consider: With A Person Of Your Choice!
Would You Rather look like Jack Black but have the fighting abilities of Jet Li OR look like Vin Diesel but have the fighting abilities of Michael Jackson?
Would You Rather possess the spirit of Lord Voldemort in the area between your anus and your penis/vagina OR never have to shit again? Things to consider: Lord Voldemort could probably do some cool stuff.
Would You Rather star in a porno as a guy in a lobster suit OR see a porno with your mom in it?
Would You Rather watch a porn tape staring your parents OR watch one with your parents staring you?
Would You Rather Get 5 dicks in your ass the same time OR Suck and swallow 10 dicks in a row?
Would You Rather give up sex to live for 100 years OR have sex 200 times then die? Things to consider: is life or sex worth more
Would You Rather answer questions on wyr OR answer questions on yahoo! answers?
Would You Rather Kiss a lions ass OR kiss your mom's ass? Things to consider: the lion could shit on your head
Would You Rather Have a sucky close distance relationship OR a wonderful long distance relationship (different country)?
Would You Rather Screw 3 old ppl of the same sex, 10 times a day for your life. OR Suck 10 old man dicks and swallow that yummy stuff that fills your mouth? Things to consider: now you know thas nasty
Would You Rather eat off your own feet. OR eat off half rotten human feet? Things to consider: pain or gross?
Would You Rather throw up and eat it OR throw up and watch your dog eat it, then throw it up, then eat it. SO ON?
Would You Rather piss your pants at school/work OR get caught masterbating at school/work?
Would You Rather get shot in the foot OR live 6 months in a wheelchair?
Would You Rather eat only eyeballs covered in ketchup for the rest of your life OR only fingers covered vinegar for the rest of your life?
Would You Rather be stuck in a car with someone who constantly farts the smell of rotten eggs OR someone who has B.O.?
Would You Rather kill all spammers OR chop off all spammers' body parts one by one until they died? Things to consider: Killing spammers
Would You Rather own a real sussfull gay fetish and some other wired stuff shop which makes you rich OR be poor? Things to consider: everyone know you own the shop
Would You Rather have to suck off a man every day of your life OR have no sex life? Things to consider: you may come to like it
Would You Rather the love of you life be your best friend and tell you everything OR have the love of your life hate you? Things to consider: the aggonising pain of her tell you who she loves and other such stuff and being soo close yet soo far
Would You Rather take your showers at night before bed OR take your showers in the morning after waking up?
Would You Rather eat a cd OR a cassette tape? Things to consider: they're both crunchy
Would You Rather pay taxes OR have an annoying and cruel monkey as a pet? Things to consider: poop throwing
Would You Rather pay taxes OR have an annoying and cruel monkey as a pet? Things to consider: poop throwing
Would You Rather alright OR all right? Things to consider: the who and motion city soundtrack spell it 'alright'
Would You Rather have athlete's foot OR not? Things to consider: fun to scratch
Would You Rather eat a blade of grass OR write a sonnet?
Would You Rather fuck a cat OR fuck a dog?
Would You Rather have mad sex with a diseased hooker OR have mad sex with a saggy old midget man with no legs? Things to consider: for dudes....
Would You Rather listen to NIN for the rest of your life OR not listen to music at all?
Would You Rather have sex with tori valencia OR my cat? Things to consider: hairy or not?
Would You Rather have crabs OR body lice?
Would You Rather eat 5 light bulbs, 4 razor blades, and 3 nails OR a dead baby? Things to consider: the baby may be prepared just how you like it, with choice of toppings
Would You Rather be attracted to only one sex -- BUT you don't get to pick which one OR be attracted to both sexes?
Would You Rather be addicted to ecstacy OR be addicted to cocaine? Things to consider: daniella westbrook
Would You Rather be black OR be white?
Would You Rather be rich by conning innocent people OR be poor but help the homeless and terminally ill.? Things to consider: ££££££££££
Would You Rather be good in bed OR be good looking?
Would You Rather eat pube pizza OR cum on toast?
Would You Rather be a gang member OR a total outcast?
Would You Rather look like the guy who has made this website OR look like jack black?
Would You Rather be stranded on a desert island with Gilbert Godfrey OR Rip Taylor?
Would You Rather be stranded on a desert island with Gilbert Godfrey OR Rip Taylor?
Would You Rather would sleep with Matthew Ziccone OR Bec Moore? Things to consider: Matthew Ziccone has blue eyes, and likes long walks on the beach,
Would You Rather Juicy Zeusy OR Lynx? Things to consider: Juicy Zeusy, while not on the market yet, causes women to drip. proven fact. lots of scientists. lynx is crap
Would You Rather read a book while you are upside down OR read a book that is upside down.? Things to consider: Pray that the blood doesn't rush to your head
Would You Rather be a bird in the sky OR a fish in the ocean? Things to consider: sharks/ aeroplanes.
Would You Rather have a hot body and an ugly face OR have a hot face and an ugly body? Things to consider: Plastic surgery vs. diet/exercise
Would You Rather be able to dribble a basketball with your penis OR be able to swing a baseball bat with your penis?
Would You Rather be The Trimmer -- a supervillain who flies around shaving random patches of hair off people's heads OR be The Pie Slinger -- a superhero who swoops down from buildings to hit bad guys with coconut cream pies? Things to consider: With great power comes great responsibility.
Would You Rather have sex with paris hilton with aids OR michel jackson with crabs? Things to consider: you die from aids