Justin Heimberg, an idealistic comedy writer with a consistent outside jumper, who poses for photographs with an artificially forlorn look in his eyes

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David Gomberg, a vegetarian Internet baron with reasonable low-post moves, whose gleaming smile belies severe existential angst and inner turmoil?

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Justin has done and continues to do things, some of which he receives money for. These things include writing movies, books, and creating games and working with DreamYard/LA, an arts education non-profit that works with at-risk youth in Los Angeles. He recently returned to live in his home town near Washington DC. David Gomberg was born in one of Earth's alternate futures of the 31st Century (a different one from that which was conquered by the alien Badoon) and being a man of adventure in a time of world peace and prosperity, he was discontent.

Discovering the parts of a time machine and the plans for it's assembly in the ruins of one of his ancestors' property, the man who would become Gomberg embarked upon a life of conquest and adventure, exploring and ransacking time era after time era, under such guises as Pharaoh Rama-Tut, Kang the Conquerer, and others. He established strongholds or kingdoms across time. By his constant time travel, he diverged countless temporal counterparts to himself, each capable of independent existence and further travel. In this particular existence, Gomberg is the Chief Web Officer of Bunk1.com, the Internet's leading provider of technology and communication services to summer camps.